If any of you missed the Borowitz column today satirizing Das Trumpf's newest request I've posted the link below. Of course you all remember he didn't serve in the Military because his doctor said he had "bone spurs".
From New Yorker magazine:
“Regrettably, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments,” a Pentagon spokesman said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/military-refuses-to-participate-in-trumps-parade-citing-bone-spurs
So - what are the odds of him getting his request filled? How many mouths could be filled with the cost of bringing even only one tank to rip up D.C. streets?
Waaah - Putin gets parades, baby Rocket gets parades and Macron got his parade (forgetting that Bastille Day has a bit more meaning than our wild leader's desire to feel important).
"I want my own parade!!!!" Waaaah!
Of course with his limited vocabulary we would not expect Das Trumpf to understand the word "treason". If you don't stand up and wildly applause Das Trumpf when he's spewing platitudes and garbage you're committing and act of treason?
Heil Napoleon Adolf Trumpf!
From New Yorker magazine:
“Regrettably, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments,” a Pentagon spokesman said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/military-refuses-to-participate-in-trumps-parade-citing-bone-spurs
So - what are the odds of him getting his request filled? How many mouths could be filled with the cost of bringing even only one tank to rip up D.C. streets?
Waaah - Putin gets parades, baby Rocket gets parades and Macron got his parade (forgetting that Bastille Day has a bit more meaning than our wild leader's desire to feel important).
"I want my own parade!!!!" Waaaah!
Of course with his limited vocabulary we would not expect Das Trumpf to understand the word "treason". If you don't stand up and wildly applause Das Trumpf when he's spewing platitudes and garbage you're committing and act of treason?
Heil Napoleon Adolf Trumpf!
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