Every year. at the Jewish holiday Passover dinner the youngest at the table helps to remind us why we're there by asking "why is this night different from others?".
On Friday night, April 13, 2018 the orange man in the big white house said "tonight is different"; we're responding to skinny Assad's inhumane treatment to the residents of his country. Tonight was different because "we had to distract Americans from my manic behavior and my fixer-in-charge's criminal actions". (BTW: more than 50 chemical attacks by Assad since he began this war; we reacted with a slap on his wrist one year ago. Wow - that really did a lot of good.)
The orange man picked the evening of Friday the 13th for a big media splash. How convenient! Now we can distract/divert Americans from my bubbling cauldron of criminal/lying antics performed and enhanced by buddy Cohen (sometimes referred to as "my attorney").
And the orange man's future strategy? Hmmm - what does that word mean? Guess he'll have to tweet his Foxy friends to find out what to do next.
And our Congress - still sitting on their rear ends - probably yearning for more Benghazi trials and private e-mail servers to distract from the orange man's "swamp cleaning".
Department of "good works" by Das Trumpf: in deference to West Virginia and other coal mine areas - he really does have a plan for coal. (After he sells the Brooklyn Bridge.)
(thank you New Yorker magazine)
On Friday night, April 13, 2018 the orange man in the big white house said "tonight is different"; we're responding to skinny Assad's inhumane treatment to the residents of his country. Tonight was different because "we had to distract Americans from my manic behavior and my fixer-in-charge's criminal actions". (BTW: more than 50 chemical attacks by Assad since he began this war; we reacted with a slap on his wrist one year ago. Wow - that really did a lot of good.)
The orange man picked the evening of Friday the 13th for a big media splash. How convenient! Now we can distract/divert Americans from my bubbling cauldron of criminal/lying antics performed and enhanced by buddy Cohen (sometimes referred to as "my attorney").
And the orange man's future strategy? Hmmm - what does that word mean? Guess he'll have to tweet his Foxy friends to find out what to do next.
And our Congress - still sitting on their rear ends - probably yearning for more Benghazi trials and private e-mail servers to distract from the orange man's "swamp cleaning".
Department of "good works" by Das Trumpf: in deference to West Virginia and other coal mine areas - he really does have a plan for coal. (After he sells the Brooklyn Bridge.)
(thank you New Yorker magazine)
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