Monday, June 11, 2018

More adventures of King Donald - now eating hamburgers in Singapore?


The King arrived in Singapore - so what kind of damage can he create while visiting with his Rocket-Man pal? Maybe he'll stop off and visit Pootie boy on his way home? (To do his laundry - money - that is.)

After he left Canada, King Donald's economic adviser, Larry Kudlow, said that the king didn't want to play with his best friends anymore because he was "betrayed" by that kid from Canada. Can you believe that the kid up north said he would not be pushed around by an Orange King? And all the other pals from across the pond agreed. So the King got on his plane to Singapore and started a tweeting frenzy. 

What's even worse - all this happened after the cute kid up north gave the Orange King a gift - a picture of King Donald's grandfather's hotel in Canada many moons ago. A two-story wood establishment - Arctic Restaurant and Hotel - with a highly recommended restaurant and even better brothel facilities.  No need for porn flicks when the real stuff was available in Trump facilities!

Jester Rudy still entertaining his foxy friends - this time agreeing that the Trump clan/staff met with the Russians in Trump Tower before the election - but it really was all a "mistake"  Quoting the jester: "I swear to God, it was a mistake."
Hmmm - God? The one who Texas Lt. Governor Patrick said was thrown out of schools and that's why we have school shootings?  God is now on Jester Rudy's payroll? 

And, finally, we watched the not-too-impressive Tony awards last night - and the best line of the night was censored by CBS - we thought there was a power outage - but it turned out that Robert De Niro said "F..k Trump and got a rousing standing ovation. That made the entire evening of ads interspersed with occasional witty comments worthwhile!

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