The king is worried about the Canadians burning down his castle. No problem, his devoted fire department chief Pruitt ordered a bunch of gold plated fire trucks (to protect his environment) and parks them about a chicken coop away from royal offices.
Earlier this week, the Orange king proclaimed he had absolute power to "pardon himself" and court jester Rudy said his ruler could commit murder and "not face indictment" until he was deposed from his throne.
(Interesting note: King Donald shared similarities with Kaiser Wilhelm who ruled in Germany at the end of the 19th and early 20th centuries. The Kaiser considered himself a brilliant person, was known to be a compulsive liar and loved to complain that he was a "victim".)
But the Kaiser didn't have a jester like unruly Giuly, who dropped some gems as he continued the King's PR campaign of obfuscation. Answering a question about the North Korea summit (while in Israel) he said "Kim begged Trump for the summit on his knees".......(yeah - and I have a bargain bridge for sale in NYC!)
Jester Rudy (among former occupations: philanderer and wife cheater) is nervous (for his King) and his assorted lawsuits; referring to Ms. Daniels, he said: "....she has no reputation. If you're going to sell your body for money, you just don't have a reputation...."
Really? I thought that's what King Donald and jester Rudy have been doing all these years - selling themselves to thousands.......the ultimate in crooked salesmen.
Heard a few peeps from courtiers in DC about the absence of spies in the King's ascent to the throne. Hope some more lackeys will rise up against the King!
Ending on a musical note - this was posted on my Music and Art High School website:
Earlier this week, the Orange king proclaimed he had absolute power to "pardon himself" and court jester Rudy said his ruler could commit murder and "not face indictment" until he was deposed from his throne.
(Interesting note: King Donald shared similarities with Kaiser Wilhelm who ruled in Germany at the end of the 19th and early 20th centuries. The Kaiser considered himself a brilliant person, was known to be a compulsive liar and loved to complain that he was a "victim".)
But the Kaiser didn't have a jester like unruly Giuly, who dropped some gems as he continued the King's PR campaign of obfuscation. Answering a question about the North Korea summit (while in Israel) he said "Kim begged Trump for the summit on his knees".......(yeah - and I have a bargain bridge for sale in NYC!)
Jester Rudy (among former occupations: philanderer and wife cheater) is nervous (for his King) and his assorted lawsuits; referring to Ms. Daniels, he said: "....she has no reputation. If you're going to sell your body for money, you just don't have a reputation...."
Really? I thought that's what King Donald and jester Rudy have been doing all these years - selling themselves to thousands.......the ultimate in crooked salesmen.
Heard a few peeps from courtiers in DC about the absence of spies in the King's ascent to the throne. Hope some more lackeys will rise up against the King!
Ending on a musical note - this was posted on my Music and Art High School website:
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